A few words from Daisuke Kazama

Hello my lovely flowers, my name is Kazama Daisuke. You may know me from Kamen Rider Kabu… Kabu… Kabu… Oh never mind, all you need to know is that I am Kamen Rider Drake and I am ten times better than whatever that Tendou guy is.

Well, lets get back to the subject, my lovely flowers. As you have heard, I will be Kamen Rider V3. This means I will not be shafted or beaten up by grunnies in green outfits. My flowers, don’t worry, I will be stylish, cooler, and I’m a cyborg. Yes, a cyborg, which will make me cooler than whatever that Tendou guy is. Come, my flowers, the wind directs you towards me. Wait, where are you going?

Please, there’s more, my flowers!

Many… men… Seem to not like this casting. Apparently they feel as if that crazy… Yagu…. Yaga… Yagi? Ah, whatever, they wanted him to be V3. Apparently the higher ups decided on the right choice, which is me, Kazama Daisuke: Make up artist extraordinarie. I won Ms. Reira’s heart from him and I have taken V3 from him. This, my flowers, is more of a reason why you should come and see my movie.

Hmm? Oh, right, you… men… as well.

Trust me, I have gone through great efforts to bring V3 to the screen. No longer do I have my future wif— I mean, best friend, Gon in the way. Oh no, my dear flowers, I have gone through great lengths to stay single and open for you all. I’ve also changed my outfits. No longer will I look like a gay bar hostess from South Beach! My flowers, I’ve listened to your calls and I do this for you!

It’s because you are like… like… like… Well, you know what you are, my flowers!

So, my flowers, come see my movie! I will be the hero! As I am truly! My flowers, listen to the wind! Feel it, it directs your lovely petals towards me!

I love you all, my flowers!

Kazama Daisuke
Premiere Make Up Artist
Ultimate… Make up…!