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You know how we have that saying here, in America, of artists that have probably caused the birth of like half of America such as Barry White, Issac Hayes, etc…? I have a short but simple list of artists in Japan that I think are helping in the process of getting the Japanese back in […]

January 29, 2008 ・ merkypie

You know how we have that saying here, in America, of artists that have probably caused the birth of like half of America such as Barry White, Issac Hayes, etc…?

I have a short but simple list of artists in Japan that I think are helping in the process of getting the Japanese back in the groove again. Well, with a declining population, they need all the help they can get.


1. Skoop on Somebody
The pinnacle of “get it on” songs, this group will literally get you in the mood for some sweet lovin. You don’t even have to know wtf they’re saying in their songs, the vocalist’s tone of voice and the way he sings is enough to get the whole world making out. With songs like ” No make de on the bed “, its pretty much set in stone that this group has only been around to make Japan have hawt sexytiem.


2. Gospellers
They’re an acapella group that could be tied into late Motown groups like Boyz II Men. Their songs are slow, sweet, and sometimes painful. Yet they have this flavor that would easily get you into the groove and at other times get you dancing. Their grasp of the English language is so good they did a few songs with Kirk Franklin. Five guys with so much soul they probably were black in a previous life.


3. Chemistry
Put together commercially, but has enough soul you’d never think so. They’ve had their songs produced by other greats in the R&B industry such as Skoop on Somebody (My Gift to You) and Babyface himself. Their music is more geared towards the younger generation, but still, is helping Japan churn out babies left and right.

So, with that list, you wanna make some babies and wanna do it to some Japanese music — Get music from those artists. You will be making babies by the end of the album.

Oh! Ame oto wa! Can not stop the rain~ No body else can do it dare ni mo tomerenai